If more and more things are becoming banned because they offend minorities, how long has Christmas and the English Language got left?
If you want pictures with a sexy twenty year old girl who likes casual fun in your area call this number,
Or if you want to get pictures and have fun with a thirty year old woman call this number,
If you want to get pictures or casual fun with a mature forty year old call this number
And if you want to get pictures or have casual fun with a fifty year old call this number.
Seriously, this is one of those late night adverts you get on Paramount and Virgin 1 and they just make me laugh. Does anyone actually ring these things? And do they really believe that there are hot girls at the end of the phone sitting on beds, giggling to themselves and shaking their booty as they wait for your call.
Somehow I doubt there’s anyone waiting for my call, lying on their bed just staring at their mobile and weeping that Tom hasn’t texted her to demand sexy photos of her and the possibility of casual ‘fun’.
Honestly, casual fun? That’s just a silly way of saying ‘SEX!’ tut tut! Think of the children!
Question. If the Devil is the Prince of Darkness, who’s the King? Or was Dracula the Prince of Darkness… eh.
3 comments:
I know who the King is, but seeing as im the Empress, the fact is moot.
And i have a friend who is a sex line worker, she gets really into it, its quite funny to watch her work, the pay is crap tho supprisingly. She's paid 10p a minute.
And she's not bad looking at all, you'd be supprised. *shrug*
Cant help but laugh at the adverts that show three sexy girls by the poolside or somethingm then say "meet hot girls like this in your area, now!"
Not least because I see the walking STD's that inhabit my part of the West Midlands, and I'm damned sure theres no sexy girls lounging by the poolsides in Gornal ;)
*lies by the pool looking sexy* (somewhere much further away than england)
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